I Am Konoha's Number One Black-Market Dealer

Dongfeng transmigrates to Konoha with a major trading System. Getting ninjutsu is all about scamming people.

"Naruto, these are Sharingan-colored contact lenses. Put them on and Sakura will fall for you!"

"Guy, I've got premium protein powder that repairs torn muscles fast. Want some? Trade me the Eight Gates!"

"Lord Hokage, here's a new kind of e-cigarette. It contains no nicotine. What, you don't want one? Then how about making your son a little healthier?"

"Kakashi, I've got the latest action movie. It's cheap, really! Just trade me your Lightning Cutter!"

"Jiraiya, here's a photo album of Tsunade. Don't ask where I got it. If you want it, trade me the Rasengan!"

"Orochimaru, here's a complete guide to basic chemistry. Kill me and you'll never get more advanced material. It's cheap, really. Trade me Reanimation!"

From then on, the ninja world had a shameless black-market merchant who traveled far and wide, swindling and deceiving everyone, young and old...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.