Eunuch: Your Majesty, none of you are free today! Let yourself wash and sleep
A certain emperor: There are three and sixty-five days in a year, and there are monthly rituals every day! I stay alone in my empty room every day! How empty it is!
Eunuch: I heard Miss Prime Minister's Mansion! I have a bad habit... I like male sex.
A certain emperor was overjoyed: He had such a hobby! Recruit to the palace quickly! I want to go to bed
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.