Those Wretched People Are Always Trying to Kill Me

Guards! Protect me! The System is trying to kill me.

You might not believe it, but the System is hunting me down.

Qi Xiao: Why are you chasing me?

System: I need some cough syrup... I mean, because I don't like you!

What did I ever do to deserve this? How did I end up with such a troublesome System?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.