Street Vendor: I’m the Celestial Realm’s Direct Salesman

A mysterious street vendor has appeared in the city.

Why does a man in his seventies see it as his savior?

One cup of wine, and the old man by the river can have a little fun!

One cup of wine, and your later years with your wife will be happy and carefree!

One cup of wine, and songs and laughter will keep you company every night, bringing joy on your left and right!

It's not just a man's delight, it's also the nemesis of eunuchs!

Lu Ran: "Stop advertising me and making things up. I just sell fake liquor."

In the dead of night, with no one around, a ghost knocks at the door. The King of Hell says he's to die at midnight, so who keeps him alive until dawn?

One pill saves lives and heals the wounded. The ghostly scourge goes gray with fright!

One pill extends your life and grants you longevity. The Horse-Face Spirit just shakes his head!

One pill brings the dead back to life, no false claims. Even the King of Hell is furious!

His stall has peaches of immortality, celestial wine, and immortal pills...

Who is he really? Where do his goods come from?

Lu Ran: "All right, I'll stop pretending. I'm a direct-sales merchant from the Celestial Realm."

Foolish author: "Direct..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.