MOBA: The All-Around Champion of Zu'an

The Zu'an stage is open. If you have a mother, come on in.

When you're winning, everyone's your brother. When you're losing, everyone's cursing your mother.

Win, and both your parents are alive and well. Lose, and your whole family tree gets sent to heaven.

In Zu'an, only the strong deserve to have parents.

NMSL is how Zu'an people greet each other. Send your mother over.

Are your typing speed and vocabulary good enough to protect your parents in Zu'an?

The keyboard clattering beneath my fingertips is the ashes of your parents, flickering in the wind.

Seven years in Zu'an, parents still alive: the highest honor.

What does Zu'an mean? The ancestors are safe and sound.

Someone asked how fast I type. I said: I have parents in Zu'an.

Only cowards never stop talking. Zu'an people usually say just five things.

In Zu'an,

if you're weak, your teammates will make you lose your parents.

If you're strong, the enemy team will send your whole family tree to heaven.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.