The Bean Sprout System Revealed from the Start

I used to make a peaceful living selling bean sprouts, but I died from bean sprout poisoning.

After death, I was reborn into the body of another unlucky soul who had been choked to death by bean sprouts.

After this ill-fated entanglement, I decided I would never touch bean sprouts again! But who could have guessed?

Ding! Bean Sprout System successfully bound!

Host, please recite the incantation, "I've got a big bean sprout, long and thick," and after the other person eats the bean sprouts... you'll receive a mysterious grand prize.

"Eat it, damn you!"

"How ugly! I don't want to eat something like that!"

"No! Get it away from me!"

"Don't shove it at me!"

"Ah!!!"

And so I went down the one-way road of feeding bean sprouts to other people.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.