Three Kingdoms: I Teach Cao Cao to Play Arcade Games

At the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Dong Zhuo deposed the young emperor Liu Bian, was appointed Chancellor, and held the court in the palm of his hand.

The nation was on the verge of collapse, famine victims littered the land, and Heaven and humanity alike were enraged.

Just as Cao Mengde's assassination attempt failed and he raised an army to establish his camp, a new recruit named Xiao An showed up.

And so, the carefree Dharma King began living a life of idleness and ignorance.

Cao: "Want another round, bro? I'll pick *Chicken Jing."

Xu Chu: "My lord, I want to play Mai Shiranui."

Guo Jia: "No, you don't. What you really want is to use the big hammer."

Xiahou Dun: "Xiao An is ruining the country! I beg you to think twice, my lord! ... Could I get a Yagami, though?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.