While other transmigrators were still crying for their parents and begging for a golden finger, Qin Ming's 2,333rd System activated...
Qin Ming took a bite of his burger... Ding! The Infinite Devouring System has activated!
Qin Ming picked up a fruit knife... Ding! The Myriad Worlds Blade Techniques Exchange System has activated!
Qin Ming watched a horror movie... Ding! The Ghost-Exorcising Celestial Master's Mission System has activated!
Qin Ming adopted a cat... Ding! The Divine Pet Cultivation System has activated!
Listening to one System notification after another, Qin Ming nearly cried. "Please, stop activating! I just want to be a laid-back slacker!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The writing is OK, but it won't be updated.