I Sell Junk for the Gods of All Worlds from My Street Stall

Luo Qing suddenly transmigrates and discovers he's become a super-rich heir. But this heir has just been kicked out of his family, and, even more absurdly, he's in the middle of jumping off a building!

Watching the concrete ground rush closer, Luo Qing closes his eyes in despair, marveling at how quickly he's about to die.

"Seller System activated! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a god-tier skill: Time Control! Please sell goods on behalf of various bigwigs across the Three Thousand Great Worlds!"

"Ding! Help the Boundless Pill Emperor sell the pills he accidentally ruined during refinement. Reward: Red Lotus Flame!"

"Ding! Help the Human Empress sell the Blue Star Fruit she has left over. Reward: The Empress's kiss!"

"Ding! Sell the First Sword God’s underwear. Reward: A divine sword!"

Luo Qing: "Huh? Wait, what are those last two supposed to be!?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.