Journey to the West: Divine Architect

What? Did the Cowherd miss the Weaver Girl again? Let the magpie help him build a bridge? Lu Yu: "Tch, watch me go to the Milky Way to build an eight-lane bridge. Even before the Cowherd and the magpies have arrived, I've already made an appointment with the Weaver Girl!" Cowherd: "Damn it, you're bullying me because I'm a farmer, and you're robbing me of my Weaver Girl, you bastard!" Lu Yu: "Go away! How dare you, a cowherd boy, compete with my foreman? Tell me what you don't want to hear. It was Weaver Girl who made an appointment with me first. She said she would rather cry on my brocade couch than laugh on your cow's back!" What? Guanghan Palace was too cold, Chang'e said she couldn't stand it anymore? Lu Yu: "The floor heating will be arranged for you right away!" Chang'e: "Ah, the floor heating here is so comfortable. But why do people think you are warmer..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.