Ultra-Remixed Three Kingdoms: Invincible Liu Bei

Cai Wenji: Heh, what a loser.

Diao Chan: Am I beautiful, my dears?

Zhang Fei: What a load of nonsense. You're clearly trying to set me up.

Guan Yu: What exactly are you trying to do?

Dong Zhuo: I am the Great Demon God! I am invincible... Ah, don't hit me! I'll be back!

Cao Cao: Don't mind him, everyone. I'm the real star of the show.

Zhuge Liang: I've already laid out my formation. Everyone is welcome to enter.

Sun Ce: Bro, life in this world is just too hard.

Zhao Yun: I'm still the brightest star. Please collect and send flowers!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.