Cai Wenji: Haha, scumbag
Diao Chan: I am beautiful!
Zhang Fei: You are telling lies, you are obviously trying to trick me.
Guan Yu: What do you want to do?
Dong Zhuo: I am the Great Demon God, I am invincible... Ah, don't hit me. I will come back.
Cao Cao: Don't worry about him, I am the brightest kid in the audience
Zhuge Liang: I have laid out the formation map, welcome everyone to join the formation
Sun Ce: Brother, this world is so difficult.
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Zhao Yun: I am still the brightest. Please collect it and send flowers.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.