Naruto: The Collapse Begins Now

Mission: Touch Sasuke's heart.

Qian Mingye: Whenever the mood strikes me, I can beat him up... I mean, make Sasuke feel loved and cared for.

Mission: Turn Naruto into a top student.

Qian Mingye: What? Naruto skipped class again? Thousand Years of Death! Sit down, you little brat.

Mission: Cure Hinata's blushing habit.

Qian Mingye: Blushing? Smack. Now she's steaming? Smack, smack, smack. Mission complete.

Also known as: Raising Them in the Hokage World

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.