LOL: Welcome to the League of Assassins

Select the hero, Little Sperm, and activate the League of Assassins. What are spermatozoa? You don't even know this, little fish-man! Select a hero, a barrel, and activate the Assassin's League. Can a wine barrel be considered an assassin? I'm a little fat, but I can kill people in seconds! Anyone who can kill someone is called an assassin! Choose Ike, choose the swordsman, choose the happy man. Feng man? Forget it, Happy Style Man! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.