Fahai: Even the World-Honored One Can't Save You

Zhijian: Brother Abbot, our nephew Fahai is impure in the six senses and has poor aptitude. He shouldn't be taught advanced martial arts. Just give him some basic techniques.

Fahai: How dare you, Zhijian! I can tell at a glance that your six senses are impure. Take my Gatling of Purified Six Senses, firing 3,600 rounds in a single breath, each one a blessing...

Abbot: How dare you, Fahai! You actually dare to...

Fahai: How dare you, Abbot! I can tell at a glance that none of you are human. Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo Dharma Mantra, Prajna Buddha, Prajna Ma Mi Kong! I shall send you all to the Western Paradise to meet my Buddha...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.