How Are All My Disciples Such Upright Powerhouses?

Sect Leader: "Go find my nine disciples. I'm going to lead them in conquering the world and make it tremble."

Cultist: "Sect Leader, I'm afraid your disciples aren't coming."

Sect Leader: "Why not?"

Cultist: "They've all joined orthodox sects, and every one of them is a big shot. One of them even became the leader of the martial arts alliance."

The Sect Leader flew into a rage. "What kind of joke is this? Every one of my disciples was a perfect candidate to become a demon. Why would they join an orthodox sect?"

The cultist protested. "I'm not joking! Apart from us, they've nearly wiped out the entire Demon Cult."

Sect Leader: "..."

Cultist: "Sect Leader, please don't take on any more disciples."

Sect Leader: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.