Journey to the West: Sandy, Offline for Ten Billion Years

He obtained an Offline Cultivation System and received ten billion years' worth of cultivation from the start.

The Sphinx: Answer my riddle correctly to pass. Otherwise, I'll eat you.

Sha Seng: Guess my ass. Take this Asura Demon-Shattering Fist!

Daji: Holy Monk, please help me. My four tails have been scattered across the mortal world. Please help me find them, and I'll become your mount.

Sha Seng: They have each transformed into the Bone Spirit, the Faced Demon, the Jade-Faced Fox, and the White Snake Demon.

Baize: Sun Wukong has been imprisoned by the Tathagata. Send the Six-Eared Macaque to fetch the scriptures and rescue the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He is willing to become your disciple.

Sha Seng: Tathagata, since you're so stubborn, take this Heaven-Destroying, Earth-Shattering Divine Might Heavenly Prison Strike!

Medusa: Holy Monk, please wait. The heavens envy my beauty. I hate Poseidon! I hate Athena!

Sha Seng: Athena, Poseidon, you two villains can come at me together. This poor monk is in a hurry.

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