Zhang Tong, a fine young man, dies suddenly and arrives in a psychic world where everyone has special abilities.
He stares silently out the window at the Star Federation branch building in the city center, which stretches up to the heavens.
Who would want to transmigrate for no reason?!
"No, Cthulhu, stay away!"
"Don't think you can fool me just because you're a beautiful girl now!"
"Nyarlathotep!!! Put my underwear back! Don't hide it behind your back. I can see it!"
"Azathoth! I heard what you and Yog-Sothoth said. Do you think I'm deaf, talking that loudly?!"
After dealing with the cake Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth had secretly tampered with by adding their own "special ingredients," Zhang Tong looks around the room. Shub-Niggurath is shyly wrapped in a bedsheet, along with several other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods. Zhang Tong feels like crying.
"The Cthulhu Mythos I know isn't like this at all!!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
If it weren't for the Taoist friends on the cover, why would we meet again?
It's okay, why not update it?
Please update quickly. It's not fun in the palace.
The cover is, Theresa Stargazer (El Chapo Looks at the Sky)