Your Majesty, Da Qin, You Must Believe in Science

Qin Shihuang: "What! The elixirs I take are all heavy metals. Will I be poisoned if I eat them?" Hu Yanzu: "Not only will it be poisoned, it will also explode." Seeing the explosion of the alchemy furnace, Qin Shihuang was so frightened that he sat on the dragon chair. Qin Shihuang: "Come here! Trap and kill all these warlocks! Trap and kill them! No one will be spared!" Hu Yanzu: "You can't blame them. They don't know these are poisonous." Qin Shihuang: "What can I learn from you?" Hu Yanzu: "Build schools so that all people in the world can learn science." Qin Shihuang: "Li Si, you go and do it immediately!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.