Eat It or Don't, Just Don't Waste My Damn Time

A food-loving protagonist with an upscale style and an unpredictable streak

At the foot of the imperial palace in Beicheng, there was a restaurant...

"Hey, boss, why are your dishes so expensive?! You're openly ripping people off!"

Bai Chen glanced at him. "Eat here or don't. If you don't, get lost!"

"Hey! Don't you give me that attitude... Whoa, this is delicious!"

"Boss! Why doesn't your shop even have a sturdy chair? This place is way too shabby!"

Bai Chen couldn't be bothered to respond. "Sit or don't. If you won't, next customer!"

"Boss! I've got good news! You've become famous! Lots of people are sure to come here today!"

Bai Chen pondered for a moment. "We're closed today. I'm done working!"

"Boss! Why are you so rude? I want to file a complaint! I want compensation! Give me a hundred servings of that God-Tier Fried Rice or whatever it's called!"

Bai Chen was at his wit's end. "If you still want to eat here, then settle down and stop getting in my damn way...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.