Qin Yang transmigrates to the second year of the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty.
He discovers that the current emperor, Li Shimin, looks exactly like him.
Li Shimin: "Qin Yang, the world is so big, and I want to go see it. Would you mind sitting on the throne for a few days in my place?"
Qin Yang: "No. Let whoever wants it take the job. Being emperor is such a hassle, with a pile of stupid problems. You can never eat or dress well, and Wei Zheng keeps impeaching me, that damn bastard!"
Li Shimin: "Sit on the throne for a month, and I'll reward you with ten thousand taels of gold and a thousand mu of fertile land!"
Qin Yang: "No. I've gotten used to being a lazy freeloader!"
Li Shimin: "If you take the throne for me and do a good job, I'll marry one of my princesses to you! I have so many daughters. Pick one!"
Qin Yang: "Only kids make choices. I want them all, including Empress Zhangsun!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
You're stupid, what a bullshit. I can still make you feel so comfortable. If you become the emperor's substitute, I'll castrate you first. Otherwise, no emperor would dare to rest assured.
Li Er lured the wolf into the house and was raped