Showbiz: Yang Mi Exposed My Simp Identity

A new genre: the shameless simp! Ridiculously hilarious.

He, Shen Bai, is a man of unbending pride!

But then he got saddled with a shameless-simp System, and took an arrow to the knee.

Yang Mi: "Didn't you swear you'd be my simp and only mine? You scummy simp!"

Liu Yifei: "Why does it hurt so much that he isn't simping for me anymore?"

Tong Yaya: "I even got divorced for you, and you went off to simp for another woman?!"

G.E.M.: "You still dare come looking for me??"

Shen Bai: "... I still think you, you, you, you're the best. I want to apologize. I'll take you along as I show off and soar to the top! Let's make the greatest movie and sing the most moving original songs! Forgive me, okay?"

System: "Nice simping, Humiliation Points +1000! Perfect simping, Humiliation Points +5000!"

Shen Bai: "You damn women! If it weren't for this shameless-simp System, would I be this humiliated? Damn it!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.