I, the True Disciple of Lu Zu, Am a Heavenly Fate Diviner

Yang Jian: Old Lord, you've gone too far. You even brought out the forbidden chapters.

Taishang Laojun: True Lord, I haven't seen your Howling Celestial Dog around for a while.

Tathagata: Stop dawdling, you lot. Don't hide the good stuff. It's a complete mess down there, and they're waiting for help!

The Quanzhen disciples: "We respectfully welcome our Patriarch back to the mountain."

Lü Chun is completely bewildered. Don't be like this, I just came to offer incense!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.