Starting Today, I'll Be a Scumbag

"Let's date!"

"Okay."

"Let's break up!"

"Sure."

"I like you!"

"All right."

"What can you do besides apologize?"

"I'm sorry."

No, this can't go on! I don't want to be a straight-laced guy! I want to be a bad boy!

The Bad Boy System is at your service.

"My boyfriend is handsome and charming, elegant and sophisticated, and a kind gentleman."

"My boyfriend is sunny and handsome, good at every sport, and a gentle boy."

"My boyfriend is calm and decisive, clever and resourceful, and a righteous detective."

Lin Yang, passing by nearby, looked surprised. "Why are all my ex-girlfriends together?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.