Great Tang: I'm Really Not a God Descended to Earth

Changle: "My husband can do anything. He's brilliant in both literary and martial arts, and his medical skills are unrivaled. And here's a secret: he's actually a god from heaven who descended to the mortal world!"

Su Can: "That's a misunderstanding, everyone. This is all a misunderstanding."

Li Shimin: "Grand Preceptor Su can summon rain with immortal arts, bringing down a blessed downpour to save Chang'an from drought."

Su Can: "That was dry ice and cloud seeding, not immortal arts!"

Li Shimin: "No need to explain, Grand Preceptor. We understand!"

Military officials: "Grand Preceptor Su can build iron warriors who are invincible in every battle. He must be the reincarnation of the ancient ferocious war god Chiyou!"

Civil officials: "Grand Preceptor Su's literary talents reach the heavens, and his poetry can pluck the stars. He must be the reincarnation of Wenquxing, the Star of Literature!"

Su Can: "Actually, that's..."

Everyone: "No need to explain, Grand Preceptor. We understand!"

Su Can: "What the heck do you understand? Believe in science!!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.