Why Am I Not a Superpower at the End of the World?

Why! It's so unfair. Everyone else can evolve and mutate. Why am I the only one who doesn't have superpowers? Zombies and mutant beasts have a better future than me. Could it be that I didn't help the old lady cross the road in my previous life? Or snatching candy from someone's child? I'm not convinced... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.