Yuan's Madmen of the Three Kingdoms

Yuan Shang traveled to the Three Kingdoms with the system and became Yuan Shao's third son. Yuan Shao: "Hey, I've finished drinking Lafite and Maotai, you know." Mother Liu: "Son, I've used up the facial mask, do you still have it?" Cai Wenji: "Husband, I can no longer wear the D cup. Please bring me a new one quickly." Yuan Shang: "It's time to cut the leeks again. Let me see if there are still some leeks that can be cut. Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Cao Cao, Sun Jian, what? Sun Jian is dead, then you can cut Sun Quan for me." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.