I Admit It: My Senior Brother Is Fahai

Beneath the Five-Finger Mountain, the four hooligan monks of Jinshan Temple, Fahai, Fadian, Faya, and Fafeng, look down at Sun Wukong, who has been pinned under the mountain for five hundred years.

Faya: "Great Sage, you really won't escort Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to fetch the scriptures?"

Sun Wukong: "Dream on!"

Fahai: "You audacious demon! You don't even take me seriously. Great Might, Heavenly Dragon..."

Outside Jinshan Temple, Bai Suzhen is about to flood the mountain.

Faya: "Holy crap, this is next-level! Someone, close the gates and release the System!"

System: "Host, I advise you to be kind!"

Faya: "System Daddy, I'm begging you!"

System: "You audacious demon! You dare show off such paltry tricks before an expert? Great Might, Heavenly Dragon!"

Atop Mount Ling, Faya says through tears, "The System torments me a thousand times, but I still love it like the first day!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.