The Most Irreverent System

The male protagonist chokes to death on a rice cake in his previous life, then transmigrates and is reborn in another world with a System.

But why is this System...

His mother dies when he's three.

"Ding! Congratulations on earning the 'Mother Died When I Was Young' achievement..."

His father dies when he's six.

"Ding! Congratulations on earning the Orphan title. Rewards: ten talent points, twenty spirit points, and a pattern for a winter coat..."

He sneaks around milking the cows in all the nearby villages to get more nutrients.

"Ding! Milking proficiency +5

At seven, he's hit by a meteorite. At nine, he's struck by lightning.

"Ding-ding! Congratulations on earning the 'Sitting at Home, Yet the Pot Falls from the Sky' title. Rewards: five talent points, twenty spirit points, and +20 bad luck..."

"Ding! Congratulations on awakening a Human Spirit Root..."

The male protagonist: "A Human Spirit Root? This world only has Heavenly Spirit Roots and Earthly Spirit Roots..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.