Datang: Stop Pretending, I, Changle, Want to Expose You

Wang Xie traveled back in time to the sixth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, and he only wanted to be an idler without fighting against the world. But he met a fat sheep... Uh... A beautiful lady who called herself Litchi! Lizhi: "I want to expose that Quyuanli was actually invented by Wang Xie!" "I want to expose that movable type printing was actually invented by Wang Xie!" "I want to expose that Wang Xie also invented windmills, water mills, and improved methods of frying steel..." Wang Xie: "Lizhi! Please don't expose me anymore. I am now the Minister of the Ministry of Industry and a great sage..." Lychee: "Okay! I won't pretend anymore. In fact, I am Princess Li Lizhi of Changle. You are destined to be my man!" Wang Xie: "Okay! Then I won't pretend anymore. I am the father you will never get!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.