Qin Yue transmigrated and became a monkey.
"The Great Sage won't be born. I've taken over his body."
"Havoc in Heaven is fine, but I can't end up trapped under Five Elements Mountain. I need to figure out how to deal with the Tathagata."
"Tang Tang, you're the emperor's sworn younger brother. Wouldn't it be great to live it up in Chang'an as a rich young wastrel?"
"The Journey to the West? No way. I'm not making that journey in this lifetime. I can only steal peaches to scrape by."
"The New Year is almost here. Should I go to Mount Ling and eat vegetables, or visit that old Jade Emperor and feast on meat?"
Years later, as he gazed upon the new face of the Three Realms, Qin Yue was filled with emotion.
"Mythology should be the way mythology is meant to be. This is exactly to my liking."
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