"Ding dong, warm reminder, congratulations on becoming the Taoist Supreme Emperor of the Song Dynasty - Huizong of the Song Dynasty!"
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, there are still: XX days until the disgrace of Jingkang."
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, there are still: XX days left until Song Huizong, that is, your death."
Wait, wait, I just finished pooping and haven't lifted my pants yet. Can you please slow down? Also, how long do you think it will be until I die? Hey hey hey...
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, establish the East Factory of the secret service, and reward a black powder formula."
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, establish a modern bank, abolish silver notes, copper coins, gold and silver transactions, issue standard banknotes, reward potatoes, corn, and sweet potatoes each..."
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, if you withstand an enemy attack once, you will be rewarded with a 98k blueprint!"
"Ding dong, a warm reminder, reform the military system, regain the Sixteenth Province of Youyun, expand the territory of the Song Dynasty, and reward Gatling machine gun blueprints...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
