I Am the Invincible Big Villain's Dad

What do you do when you can't beat an invincible supervillain?

Step One:

Let him beat you to death.

Step Two:

Possess someone and become his dad.

Step Three:

I'll beat the hell out of you, you little bastard.

Step Four:

While I'm at it, I'll give your mom a good rubbing.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.