I Showed My Cards, I Ate the Clown Fruit

Don't ask me why I get stronger the more I'm beaten, Don't ask me why Zoro works as my barber, Don't ask me why Akainu works as a boilermaker for me. Don't even ask me if I can take a day off from Kaido's job! Okay, I show my hand! I ate the clown fruit, I have all the clown abilities in various anime, Marvel's Dionysian factor, Hisoka's love, Bucky's torn apart, the Clown King's flying knives… What is even more unexpected is... I actually still have his ability... Oh my god, it seems that I am determined to be the Pirate King! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.