Hilarious Supernatural Tales: I Found Enlightenment in a Mental Hospital

Comedy, Supernatural: I Found Enlightenment in a Mental Hospital

Lin Zhe and his roommate, Old Li, formed a "terrorist organization" the head doctor called the "Two-Man Self-Mutilation Squad."

They called it the "Self-Mutilation Squad" because their antics didn't hurt anyone else. When it came to hurting themselves, though, they spared no effort. Even the most brutal ancient torture would have knelt before the two of them and called them Daddy.

Their daily plan was to find ways to hurt themselves.

Lin Zhe: "Operation failed!"

Old Li: "No worries. The odds of being struck by lightning are tiny anyway. Let's think of something else next time!"

Lin Zhe: "Mm!"

Old Li: "Here, tired? Have a light bulb to calm your nerves!"

Lin Zhe: "Where'd you get a light bulb?"

Old Li: "I took it off the ceiling while they were tying you up outside."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.