Journey to the West: The Demons Have It Easy

How far is it from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands to Thunderclap Monastery on the Journey to the West?

Sun Wukong: The blink of an eye.

Zhu Bajie: Two or three days on foot.

Sha Wujing: A little over ten days flying through the clouds.

Tang Sanzang: A journey that would take ten lifetimes and still never end.

When the game Ark went live, the demons went wild. "Hunt down that mortal!"

Sun Wukong logged on. "Who is this Ark? How come everyone's making such a fuss over him? Have you all forgotten Tang Sanzang's route?"

White Bone Spirit: "Forget it. I've kidnapped that monk eight times, and still haven't gotten to eat him. Can you believe it?"

Nine-Headed Insect: "Please don't bring him my way. I've stolen the Buddha's relic six times already. I just can't steal it anymore."

Six-Eared Macaque: "You should be grateful. I've been beaten to death in front of the Buddha more than ten times. Pretending to be dead is exhausting."

"So what exactly are you trying to do?"

All the demons answered in unison: "Hunt..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.