This Spiritual Qi Revival System Can't Be Lao Ba's, Can It?

In a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival, the protagonist Su Yun awakens a strange System.

Why are all ten draws bathroom supplies?!

He awakens the talents of Sun Wukong's Fiery Golden Eyes, Soraka's Astral Barrier, and Hong Qigong's Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms.

What does any of this even mean?!

The school's top genius: "I can't accept this! I have the Azure Dragon bloodline, and I'm a once-in-a-millennium genius. So why does Su Yun's slap hurt so much?"

The big bad: "Su Yun, can you stop putting up barriers and let me fi..." Mmph, mmph!

Lin Mengmeng: "You dense jerk. You'd rather use AI face-swapping than look at me once."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.