I, the Great Con Artist! The World's Best Charlatan

Hongjun: "Stick Immortal, this is the Jade Disc of Creation. Could you cast a divination for me?"

Jieyin: "Stick Immortal, please accept this Twelve-Petal Golden Lotus. Could you spare my temple?"

Dijun: "Stick Dad, how about I let you use the Eastern Emperor Bell as a wind chime? Just please stop tormenting my nine-tailed fox!"

Divination Stick: "You all underestimate me. These trinkets are beneath my notice. Bring me the banner!"

To the gods of the Myriad Worlds, I am a villain of the worst kind: a swindler and a cheat, stealing sacred grounds, shaking up the heavens above and kicking the Six Paths of Reincarnation below. Across the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands, no law can touch me!

The Great Dao has fifty paths, but Heaven's evolution gives rise to forty-nine. One escapes its grasp. At the beginning of chaos, the primordial Heavenly Dao was revealed through a divination and a banner.

I hold the Yin-Yang Trigrams and command the Banner of Heaven and Earth. When my trigrams fall, ghosts and gods weep; when my banner moves, all laws shatter.

I never change my name, nor hide my surname. My name is Divination Stick! All who chant my name are my disciples. Behold my Great Bluffer System!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.