Food: My Kitchen Knives Are Getting Longer

Why does the egg fried rice I make make Shenlong cry? Why would a grizzly bear give me a bear paw in exchange for the honey I brewed? Why does the *irregardless bun I make make Teddy go crazy and eat it? What? Holy Dragon, Grizzly Bear God King, Three-Headed Cerberus, where did you come from, do you want to repay me for your kindness? Maybe... It has something to do with my kitchen knife getting longer. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.