Journey to the West: This Little Monk Isn’t Violent

I, Jiang Liuer, no, Tang Sanzang, am never violent!!!

Zhu Bajie: ?

White Dragon Horse: ??

Tathagata Buddha: ???

Sun Wukong: Bullshit. If Tang Sanzang hadn't punched the Five-Finger Mountain to pieces back then, then grabbed me by the throat and asked, "Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you there myself?" I'd have believed you!

"You wicked disciple, stop talking nonsense!!"

"Behold, the mighty Heavenly Dragon, the World-Honored Ksitigarbha, the Buddhas of Prajna, Prajna, bam, and hum..."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.