I Really Don't Want to Cuss Anyone Out

Rich Second Generation: "Lu Li, try laying a finger on me!"

Lu Li: "Get lost!"

The rich second generation dropped to the ground and started rolling. They say he rolled halfway around the Earth.

A certain Martial Emperor: "Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Sword!"

Lu Li: "What a piece of junk. If it kills me, I lose."

The sword in the Martial Emperor's hand instantly shattered.

A certain Daoist Venerable: "Heavenly Dipper Chaos Qi!"

Lu Li: "Damn it!"

The Daoist Venerable let out a loud fart that supposedly sent him soaring a million li into the sky.

A certain Battle Emperor: "Buddha's Wrath Dragon Flame Lotus!"

Lu Li: "Psycho."

The Battle Emperor went mad on the spot and started singing, "I love eating honey-glazed chicken wings."

I really don't want to curse. Don't push me, or you'll regret it. I'm serious.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.