Xuanhuan: I Led the Chosen One Astray

From the start, his master was already dead, leaving behind seven junior disciples who, unbelievably, were all children of destiny.

What? Acting cool can make you invincible? Singing nursery rhymes can earn you time as an invincible fighter? Leading children of destiny astray can even earn you experience points?

What are we waiting for, then?

"Junior brothers, today your senior brother will teach you how to act cool!"

"Junior brothers, study the Dao with me. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, ready, sing!"

"Junior brothers, let's slay demons! This tiger demon looks like it's suffering from heatstroke. Perfect for a barbecue."

"Junior brother, have you forgotten what I taught you? When fighting snake demons, you have to sing 'Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven flowers on one vine...'"

"What, you won't sing? Too embarrassing? Come here and take your beating!"

"Your senior brother will teach you how to behave today. So what if you're a child of destiny? Your senior brother here is invincible!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.