African Savanna: I'm a Buffalo, and I Bow to No One!

The vast, endless African plains.

A young calf lounges contentedly in a lion's den.

African lion king: "Bro Cow, just tell me who you don't like today, and I'll take care of them!"

Hyena king: "Bro Cow, anyone who dares drool over you will get a lively civics lesson from my signature move: the butt-plucking technique."

Cheetah: "I'm good at running errands, Bro Cow. Just tell me what you want to eat..."

Crocodile: "Want to cross the river, Bro Cow? No problem. I'll have my brothers carry you across!"

Young calf: "You're all so polite! Honestly... what would I need you for if you weren't?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.