Journey to the West: All the Treasures Are My Minions

Nan Tian'er transmigrated to the Heavenly Court and devoured the nascent consciousness of the South Heaven Gate, unexpectedly gaining a special ability.

I can't use magical treasures, and you can't use them without my permission either!

Taishang Laojun: Disciple, your master wants to use the Diamond Cutter to smash that monkey. Do I have your permission?

Golden Horn: Senior Brother, I want to use the Purple-Gold Red Gourd to capture that monkey. Do I have your permission?

Guanyin: Benefactor, this humble monk wants to use the Golden Fillet to bind that monkey. Do I have your permission?

The Tathagata: Young friend, I wish to use the Sea-Calming Divine Pearl to subdue...

Nan Tian'er snapped, "Will you lot ever quit it?! Wukong is my disciple now. Bully him again and I'll smash your Twenty-Four Buddha Kingdoms!"

The Tathagata: "...Golden-Winged Great Peng."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.