Li Zhe, a straight-laced guy's guy, wakes up one day as the strongest witch in the Demon Realm. Not only must he take on all sorts of bizarre System missions, he also has to deal with all the problem children who keep showing up at his door. He is supposedly shouldering the grand mission of ruling the three realms, yet somehow he's constantly being forced to maintain world peace?
"You despicable demon! Become my tool, you worthless minion! Hahaha!"
After saying that, a certain angel got a beating on the head and curled up in a corner, sobbing.
"Hmph! When Big Sister truly awakens, you worm, you'll crawl! For now, you will please me!"
After saying that, a certain sister-complex was beaten right out of Earth's atmosphere.
Her Majesty the Queen is truly mighty!
A certain bootlicker gazed at her in admiration.
"Woof, woof, woof!"
A certain hellhound that had eaten itself into a ball slapped its belly on the spot!
System notification: Your worldview has been refreshed. Please do not wear shoes with heels shorter than 8 cm.
Li Zhe: "???"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
This is the first time I saw a six-point rating in Feilu.