I Started Out as a Wild Monster

As soon as I woke up, I ran out of the house into the wild. Can you believe it? Can you believe it when you wake up and find that you are no longer a human being but a pool of pink mud? By the way, someone wants to arrest me, what should I do? Waiting online, quite urgent. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.