Douyu: I'm Not Human

That's right, I'm not human. I'm a god!

Ye Xiao, an ordinary nobody, hit the jackpot when he found the divine essences dropped by the God of Wealth, the Matchmaker, and the Jade Emperor. From then on, he staged a spectacular comeback!

You're showing off your money to me?

Heh. With the God of Wealth's divine essence, I can strip you of your luck with money. I'll make your family poor for eighteen generations!

The goddess is cold and aloof?

Fine. Watch me use the Matchmaker's divine essence to join two hearts across a thousand miles. My livestream flirting skills are maxed out!

The Jade Emperor's divine essence is activated. I appear on a variety show, with Clairvoyance and Clairaudience helping me out. The name of Gu Xia, brain king, will live forever!

Ye Xiao stands at the peak of Earth and roars, "Mortals, tremble!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.