Sent to the Asylum from the Start

My name is Wu Daode, and I'm freaking out right now.

I woke up to find myself at the center of a bunch of lunatics.

Those lunatics are even trying to recruit me into their pyramid scheme, teaching me how to become one of them.

Every day they hold meetings to discuss the question, "How do we destroy the universe?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.