Urban: I Can Imprison the Immortals and Buddhas of the Heavens

Shen Lang unexpectedly obtains the Three Realms Prison System, which lets him imprison gods, ghosts, and monsters who break the rules. Within the prison's bounds, Shen Lang is invincible.

Shen Lang: "Erlang Shen, your dog, Xiaotian, does its business wherever it likes, polluting the environment. You're sentenced to seven days in prison! Got a problem with that? I'll make it seven thousand years!"

Erlang Shen: "I'll trade the Eight-Nine Arcane Art for an early release!"

Shen Lang: "Lord Laozi, the smoke from your alchemy furnace isn't treated to remove pollutants, so it can easily cause smog. You're sentenced to ten thousand years in prison!"

Lord Laozi: "I'll trade the Supreme Mystic Elixir Art for an early release!"

Shen Lang: "Fairy Zixia, I've got a spacious, comfortable bed in my Three Realms Prison. It's much better than the one you used last time!"

Sun Wukong: "Shen Lang, I'll fight you to the death!"

Hmph, the Three Realms Prison is the perfect place for a rowdy monkey like you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.