Author, You're Dead Meat

My sister had a pair of nests on her chest, which were shaped like a hillside. My brother moved down the nest and touched a small bird's nest. The elder brother put the bird into the nest, and the little bird shivered when the water flooded. The younger sister wouldn't let the bird leave the nest, which made the little bird foam at the white of fright. The elder brother took the bird out of the nest, and the little bird suddenly became much thinner.

Complementary advantages Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.

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